A man and a friend are
playing golf one day at their
local golf course. One of the
guys is about to chip onto the
green when he sees a long
funeral procession on the road
next to the course. He stops in
mid-swing, takes off his golf
cap, closes his eyes, and bows
down in prayer.
A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is
standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering.
While attending a marriage
seminar on communication, Tom and his wife Peg listened to the
instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the
things that are important to each other."
A husband was trying to prove to his wife that women talk more than men. He showed her a study which indicated that men use about 10,000 words per day, whereas women use 20,000 words per day.
A man was invited for dinner at a friend's house. Every time the host needed
something, he preceded his request to his wife by calling her "My Love",
"Darling", "Sweetheart", etc., etc.
A couple celebrated their 25th wedding anniversary. When they were asked what their secret was to a long lasting marriage they said,
"We take the time to go out to a restaurant two times a week. A candlelight
dinner, soft music and a slow walk home.
As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, "I
cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you
throughout our whole marriage. All those nights when I told
you I was working late, I was with other women. And not just
one woman either, but I've slept with dozens of them."
There are two times a man doesn't understand a woman, before marriage and after marriage!
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